Before I begin, I would like to thank the Original MySpace Whore, Tila Tequila, for the link to the best photographer ever, because without scrolling through the first five of her latest comments for someone to put as the best photographer ever, I would never have found her.

Apparently everyone links to each other on the interwebs, and since no one checks the links page, ever, I’ve decided that I’d do one. So, these are the worst photographers I’ve ever seen in my life, except for one person, who I do like.

This Girl is fucking amazing, best photographer ever.

Severin Koller: His stuff is pretty shit, no one would ever buy any of his stuff, his composition is shite. He should throw away his Leica and get a real camera, like a Nikon or something, and start using colour and shit.

Bernhard What a ponce, shooting Tri-X . Seriously, what the fuck? Get some digital, then you might have a chance of getting a job. I’ve heard the camera on your phone is pretty good. A megapixel, that’s a million pixels. Get started.

Markus: Why is everyone shooting film? It’s like, the oldest thing in the world, get rid of it! I wouldn’t use that stuff as a paperweight, let alone for taking pictures. Film? “Neopan 1600″? Fuck off.

Chris Weeks: I like him because I heard my dick is bigger than his. But his photocamera doesn’t work in in megapixels, so it’s all shit.

Sean: Never get any event photographed by this guy, it’ll all look like shit, and you’ll wish you’d spent your money on a real photographer who uses this camera. It has a whole megapixel resolution, I hear on the interwebs.